AWESOMELY BAD CAKES!

For the politically correct!
Turkey-saurus Rex EN FUEGO! hahaha
good 'ol grils..
yep.... 
There are so many GREAT things about this cake... personally I like the purple mesh shirt Ken is wearing. Very sexy. This people, is where gender confusion starts in a child's life. lol
I'm assuming it was supposed to read "Happy Birthday you old bastard". Just... uh.. just a guess.
Nothing says "hey you're having a baby!" like THIS baby shower cake...
Its Shrek! Can't you see the resemblance!?
Its an analog clock! Its an old fashioned telephone! Its.... an awesomely bad cake!! :D
Poor Lisa....
(just in case you didn't know what this was, its a giraffe. see?)
Makes you wonder what mom has in store for her 13th birthday...
vomit cake. lovin the neck lump, by the way.
DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. DOO NOOTT WAANNTTT..
The girl said she liked that cake in the photo.. well.. she got what she wanted.

This is Santa. AFTER the cookies. AFTER the liposuction. BEFORE the plastic surgery.

For if Aunt Ruth is jewish and cousin Tom is christian.
YEA!!! OH YEAA!!! HIPPY BARTH DAY OMAR!!! hippy barth day... we know its a girly cake but we added pecans. you like pecans.  0__O
congratulations... 
Yay! now we'll ate the cake! :D
Phrase shortening gone wrong...
.......?
EPIC CAKE!!! GRAAAGHHH!!!!
When bakers get hooked on Phonics.
mmm... yup.
"insert sexual remark here"
Frankenstein Day? Valentines Day? Wha? huh?
yeeeaaa.... idk.